The challenge was to create a piece of writing from one or more of the following prompts. As usual, I chose to do all three. I hope you enjoy!
1. A dizzy diva diving
2. Golf balls by Lexus
3. Gambling-a-Bermuda
A ditsy, dizzy diva diving
Underneath the bed,
Looking for some place to hide
Her all-too-well-known head
O’ it wouldn’t do to be found
Playing cards here in The Hague
Gambling-a-bermuda
And strip poker with the page.
It had started oh so innocent,
A conversation with the Queen;
First one drink, then another,
Then another, ‘til she’d leaned
Just a wee bit too hard
Against the royal person’s side
Who promptly fell from off the balcony
Oh my! There went her alibi!
The cops were searching room by room
Her time was running out
And the page, God rest his sorry soul,
Had thought to give a shout
Now he rested on the carpet
Looking altogether dead
With “Golf Balls by Lexus”
Printed backwards on his head
Now the story ends abruptly here
Oh what a tragedy!
They locked the diva in the can
And threw away the key!
